JONESVILLE MIDDLE
If I held a world record it would be fastest one-hand clapper. I can get about six and a half claps in one second. Currently it is not easy to clap one-handed because I broke my collarbone in a football game. Eventually, that will heal and I will be back to one-hand clapping.
Tyler Lee, 7th, Jonesville Middle, Mrs. Brooks
My world record would be eating a hundred hot dogs in one hour. It would be fun and not fun. It would be fun because it would be a new world record. It would not be because you would throw up.
Aidan Byington, 7th, Jonesville Middle, Mrs. Brooks
If I held a world record it would be holding a backbend the longest. I can hold a backbend for a very long time. I can stay up with hands and without hands. When I hold it without hands I can put my hair up in a ponytail.
Julie Woodard, 7th, Jonesville Middle, Mrs. Brooks
I would hold a world record for the most flips. I would use a dirt bike and do it. That would be super awesome and breathtaking, I think. I love riding dirt bikes. They’re really fast and fun to ride. I have ridden dirt bikes ever since I was eight.
Jayden McNeil, 7th, Jonesville Middle, Mrs. Brooks
If I held a world record it would be the fastest runner. Right now the fastest runner can run up to 20 miles per hour.
Maddox Hounshell, 7th, Jonesville Middle, Mrs. Brooks
If I held a world record it would be most hot dogs eaten in one minute because I like hot dogs.
Emily Nuxoll, 7th, Jonesville Middle, Mrs. Brooks
If I held a world record it would be to not talk a lot because I can go two days without talking.
Preslei Chance, 7th, Jonesville Middle, Mrs. Brooks
If I held a world record it would be to eat the most fireballs. It would be cool to hold the world record for most fireballs eaten, since some of them are really hot!
Jace Corbin, 7th, Jonesville Middle, Mrs. Brooks
If I held a world record it would be to drink the most Mello Yello bottles in a minute.
Jakob Crowder, 7th, Jonesville Middle, Mrs. Brooks
If I held a world record it would be the most books read in one day. The reason why is because I love reading and I ready fairly fast. I would love to win that title.
Madison McElyea, 7th, Jonesville Middle, Mrs. Brooks
If I held a world record it would be for drinking the most sweet tea because it is really good. It’s one of my favorite drinks.
Katelyn Stafford, 7th, Jonesville Middle, Mrs. Brooks
If I held a world record it would be eating the most pancakes in one meal. I know of a time when I ate eight of them and that was a long time ago. Sometimes I eat more pancakes than my dad. I’m sure I could break that record after a football or basketball practice.
Tanner Epperly, 7th, Jonesville Middle, Mrs. Brooks
If I held a world record it would be most gold balls caught in two minutes. It would be a difficult task, but I can do it. Golf balls are small. To speed up the catch rate, try to catch two in each hand. That would be my world record.
Hayden Hobbs, 7th, Jonesville Middle, Mrs. Brooks
If I held a world record it would be the most touchdowns or rushing yards in a single game. That has always been my dream.
Clayton Moore, 7th, Jonesville Middle, Mrs. Brooks
If I held a world record it would probably for the longest naps in a day. I like to sleep a lot and I’m usually worn out after school and ball practice. I could sleep for days if I wanted to. One day, on summer break, I might sleep a whole day!
Reece Cook, 7th, Jonesville Middle, Mrs. Brooks
If I held a world record it would be drawing scary things. I love to draw and I love scary things. I can take anything from cute and nice to horror. I love to take something from a kid’s dreams and make it their worst nightmare! Mostly it’s bunnies, dogs, cats, or even horses. It’s fun to turn someone’s dream into a living nightmare. It’s almost Halloween. I wonder how many dreams I can make into nightmares…
Sierra Woodard, 7th, Jonesville Middle, Mrs. Brooks
If I held a world record it would be that I could stay busier than anyone in the world! The reason I chose this topic was because I am never sitting home doing nothing. I have basketball four times a week, volleyball two times a week, and school on top of all that. When I get done with everything it is about 8:35 before I step foot in my house. I am so thankful for weekends!
Jessie Barton, 7th, Jonesville Middle, Mrs. Brooks
If I held a world record it would be for eating the most because I love to eat. There is not much I don’t like. I get home and I eat and eat.
Evany Collins, 7th, Jonesville Middle, Mrs. Brooks
If I held a world record I would be the person to eat the most chocolate. I absolutely love chocolate! I eat at least two pieces a day. I love anything that is chocolate. I know if I were to be in a competition, I would probably win or pass out. That is why I would hold a world record for eating the most chocolate.
Kaelyn Pendergraft, 7th, Jonesville Middle, Mrs. Brooks
If I held a world record it would be the longest ski trip on Mount Everest. I would go to the top and ski down for 5 minutes straight. They would give me the plaque showing my world record and I will shout a victory scream.
Blake Will, 7th, Jonesville Middle, Mrs. Brooks
If I held a world record it would be going the longest time without blinking. I’ve been practicing and got up to one minute fifteen seconds, but I’m determined to go further. I’m trying to make it up to at least two minutes or twenty-four hours, but that might be too hard on my eyes, but it will be amazing if I held a world record.
Collier Collins, 7th, Jonesville Middle, Mrs. Brooks
If I held a world record it would be the greatest sleeper because I have slept for one day and a half before. It is easy when you are up for three days, so it is really easy for me—maybe not for you!
Daniel Moore, 7th, Jonesville Middle, Mrs. Brooks
If I held a world record it would be for the most won races on Mario Kart. My family and I used to play Mario Cart all the time. My grandma is even thinking about buying a Nintendo Switch to play it on. I’m not sure what the record is, but I’m sure it’s way over 1,000. Hopefully, I’ll be able to beat the record one day!
Payton Eldridge, 7th, Jonesville Middle, Mrs. Brooks
If I held a world record it would be a world record of the most wins on Player Unknown Battleground, PUBG for short. I would have that world record because it’s like every time I’m on, I get a win. Mostly because I’m playing until I win. Mom and Dad say it’s going to rot my brain, but I mean, you’ve got to do what you’ve got to do. That’s what I want to do.
Taft Aldridge, 7th, Jonesville Middle, Mrs. Brooks
If I could hold a world record it would be the fastest person. That has plenty of advantages. I used to do cross country and I was pretty good at finishing with a reasonable time. I think that would be really cool.
Bella Rouse, 7th, Jonesville Middle, Mrs. Brooks
If I held a world record it would be eating the most fruit in one hour. I would probably be sick after, but if I got a world record I would be very happy. I would eat grapes the most. They are my favorite.
Kate Blakemore, 7th, Jonesville Middle, Mrs. Brooks
If I held a world record it would be the most talkative person in the world. I love talking, it’s very fun. I could talk to anyone about anything. It’s just fun for me. I like to talk to the teachers so it doesn’t work to sit me at their desk. I’m going to end it here so I can talk to someone.
Riley Harber, 7th, Jonesville Middle, Mrs. Brooks
If I could held a world record it would be sleeping the longest. I love sleeping.
Dara Rogers, 7th, Jonesville Middle, Mrs. Brooks
I would hold a world record probably for sleeping the longest time. On weekends I sleep all day. Sleeping would be really fun and I’m good at it, so it’s a win-win. I don’t think anyone could sleep for as long as I can.
Riley Brock, 7th, Jonesville Middle, Mrs. Brooks
If I held a world record it would be owning the most cats and kittens. I love cats and I used to always tell my mom that when I’m older I’m going to get a job that pays a lot and buy a mansion. Then after I move in I would get a tone of cats. I would have every type of cat there is. Even the big ones like lions, panthers, and tigers.
KK Belcher, 7th, Jonesville Middle, Mrs. Brooks
If I held a world record it would be to eat the most peppers in 30 minutes. I think it would be cool to be able to eat the most peppers in 30 minutes because nobody else could. It would have to be a really hot one too. Some people can hardly eat one pepper.
Ethan Gordon, 7th, Jonesville Middle, Mrs. Brooks
If I held a world record it would be I can eat the most hot dogs in one hour. I can do this because I really like hot dogs.
Hunter Collins, 7th, Jonesville Middle, Mrs. Brooks
If I held a world record it would be “longest time gone without leaving the bed.” I would hold that record because if someone supplied food and water I would never ever, willingly, leave my bed.
Mia Jerrell, 7th, Jonesville Middle, Mrs. Brooks
If I held a world record it would be eating hot dogs. I can eat 40 hot dogs in two hours.
Ethan Ziehler, 7th, Jonesville Middle, Mrs. Brooks
My record would be I can pray to God longer than anyone.
Makayla Burgan, 7th, Jonesville Middle, Mrs. Brooks
If I held a world record it would be getting on Snapchat. I’m always on it. I think I’m on it a little too much.
Brynnen Pendergraft, 7th, Jonesville Middle, Mrs. Brooks
If I held a world record it would be playing the most video games. One reason is because two days ago I bought a new game and I’m already on level 200.
Matthew Moore, 7th, Jonesville Middle, Mrs. Brooks
If I held a world record it would be having the most anger because I get mad over every little thing. I don’t know why I get so angry all the time, but I just do for some reason. If I had a world record that’s what it would probably be.
Justin Corbin, 7th, Jonesville Middle, Mrs. Brooks
If I held a world record it would be doing the most backflips in 30 seconds. The reason I think I would hold a world record for the most backflips in 30 seconds is I’ve been practicing backflips (back tucks) lately. I think I’ve gotten pretty good at them. I can do back tucks really quickly!
Willow Britton, 7th, Jonesville Middle, Mrs. Brooks
If I had a world record it would be the most gum chewed in one hour. I would unwrap one, put it in my mouth, and then unwrap another one and so on. I would try to do 300. If I did more than 300 I would go higher up.
Brooklyn Middleton, 7th, Jonesville Middle, Mrs. Brooks